The Syndics of the Drapers Guild have agreed, after very little discussion, that among the many interesting contenders in the Republican primary, one stands out as eminently qualified to make our country better.
Americans know, or should know by now, that there is an unbroachable barrier between what candidates say and do during an election campaign and what the winners say and do once in office. The Syndics thus based their decision on the candidates' backgrounds, not their shape-shifting electoral foregrounds.
Therefore,
whereas:
1) An entire area of our nation, encompassed by the Washington Beltway, has become a bedlam.
2) Psychological pathologies have become so general among Americans that they are regarded as normal and, in some cases, admirable traits. Among them being:
a) Paranoia
b) Debilitating Insecurity
c) A Tenuous Grip on Reality
d) Self-harming
3) Only one of the candidates for the Republican Nomination for the Presidency is qualified to deal with this crisis.
the Drapers Guild officially endorses, for the Republican candidate for the Presidency:
Ben Carson